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Enjoy! Or not. It's up to you.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
| white dad in any movie: | but son, you're throwing away your DREAM |
| white son in any movie: | no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~ |
Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.
LITERALLY EVERYONE IS IN A BAD MOOD
HOW CAN YOU BE IN A BAD MOOD IF THIS GIF EXISTS
why did u just post the same gif was that rly necessary
And you hit the mirror
OH MY GOSH
THAT IS A TURTLE
AND HE IS CRAWLING TOWARDS ME
AND HE HAS BIG SHINY EYES
SADFHASDKJFAHDSJFA
HAVE I MENTIONED I LOVE THIS TURTLE
I think this turtle can cause world peace